In order to honor campaign promises to ‘drain the swamp’, President Trump is considering changing the name of his office in the White House to the Offal Office (the repository where waste is drained). Former Presidential Adviser, Steve Bannon, is pushing very hard to make the name change to the Oaf-full Office to properly reflect the collection of staff who most often visit the President in his office. This is something that could be accomplished via Executive Order. We suggest you write, call, or email all your government representatives to inform them of your choice whether you would prefer just ‘shit’ or ‘shitheads’ in the President’s Office.